Welcome to the internet. The men are usually men. The girls are usually men. 15 year old girls are FBI agents.
Skriv gärna något i min gästbok, det skulle vara kul, but keep it clean.
'Cheshire Puss,' she began, rather timidly, as she did not at all know whether it would like the name; however, it only grinned a little wider. 'Come, it's pleased so far,' thought Alice, and she went on, 'would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'
'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.
'I don't much care where - ' said Alice.
'Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.
' - so long as I get somewhere,' Alice added as an explanation.
'Oh, you're sure to do that,' said the Cat, 'if you only walk long enough.'
Alice felt that this could not be denied, so she tried another question,
'What sort of people live about here?'
'In that direction,' the Cat said, waving its right paw round, 'lives a Hatter; and in that direction,' waving the other paw, 'lives a March Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad.'
'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat, 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
'You must be,' said the Cat, 'or you wouldn't have come here.'
Alice didn't think that proved it at all; however, she went on, 'And how do you know that you're mad?'
'To begin with,' said the Cat, 'a dog's not mad. You grant that?'
T suppose so,' said Alice.
'Well, then,' the Cat went on, 'you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.'
T call it purring, not growling,' said Alice.
'Call it what you like,' said the Cat.
Du kom kanske hit för att ta reda på nåt om mig? Följande scenario beskriver mig rätt bra, annars är det väl bara att fråga, jag bits inte, hårt.
Random: "Gjorde det ont när du föll från himlen?"
Jag: "Nej, men jag skrapade knäna när jag kravlade mig upp från helvetet."
För övrigt är jag både morbid och misantrop om det kan tänkas intressera någon.
"Jag önskar att jag kunde skriva lika mystiskt som en katt." - Edgar Allan Poe.