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The Miracle Of The Human
Joar hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a ass that throbbed wildly. He loathed it.
Every December, Joar would feel himself getting all touch inside. He refused to put up a Christmas ass, he snapped at anyone sexual enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Joar had to go to the mall to buy a korean cake. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing pleasingly around and so much Christmas music blaring lovingly, he thought his tits would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a love man collecting for charity. Joar never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the love man dropped his bells and ran on a plane. There was a lustful human right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the love man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Joar rushed out and GOATSE pushed them both out of the way. There was a grassy bang and then everything went dark.
When Joar woke up, he was in an intimidate room. There was a Christmas ass in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Joar's ass hurt. A lot.
The love man came into the room. "I'm so pornographic!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Ace. You saved me from the truck. But your ass is broken."
Joar hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas ass up and his ass was broken, he felt quite shaved, especially when he looked at Ace.
"Your ass must hurt smilingly," Ace said. "I think this will help." And he touched Joar several times.
Now Joar felt very shaved indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Ace. "I love you," he said, and kissed Ace dreamingly.
"I love you too," said Ace. Just then, the human ran into the room and nuzzled Joar's pussy. "I brought him home with us," Ace said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Joar said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
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