När folk har tagit religion som den enda sanningen kan det gå jävligt fel. Min favvo är:
"Jesus is not a Jew. Jesus was Jewish."
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Religion gone over the top
Skapad av SKX3, 2009-02-06 20:56 i Mellan Himmel och Jord
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När folk har tagit religion som den enda sanningen kan det gå jävligt fel. Min favvo är:
"Jesus is not a Jew. Jesus was Jewish."
Vilket citat tycker ni är roligast?
När folk har tagit religion som den enda sanningen kan det gå jävligt fel. Min favvo är:
"Jesus is not a Jew. Jesus was Jewish."
Vilket citat tycker ni är roligast?
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hahaha fan vad rolig xD
"You got it backwards. Creationism is based upon science, reason and tons of evidence. Evolution is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales. "
hahaha fan vad rolig xD
"You got it backwards. Creationism is based upon science, reason and tons of evidence. Evolution is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales. "
det här är ju bra sjukt med..
A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male prescence, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire.
[Yes. It should (be legal). Otherwise you're screwing over the women who don't deserve their fate.]
Are you calling them victims now? Should've stayed in the house where it's safe.
Tillägg av kt 2009-02-06 21:10
Apes are just creatures twisted by Satan to mock Jesus by giving [b]EVILolition[b] credibility.
hahahahahahah xD
Apes are just creatures twisted by Satan to mock Jesus by giving [b]EVILolition[b] credibility.
hahahahahahah xD
Plötsligt hände det!
This past spring I was expelled from my high school. Why? Because I'm a Christian. There was a girl in my class who was wiccan, and I didn't want demons to possess me or anyone else and save her from satan. So, I told her that her faith was evil and told her to accept Jesus as Savior and she would be saved. Simple as that. Just say the sinners prayer and you can be saved!
Well I got sent to the principal for that. She said I was 'discriminating' against her religion. I was only doing what the Bible, God, Jesus and my pastor said! How is that wrong!?
Well, afterwards I was forced to aplologize, even though it's a sin to, so I never meant what I said. So, instead I put a copy of a Jack Chick tract in her locker about how wicca and a paganism lead to murder, rape and other horrible things because it lets the devil get inside of you. I also left a little note about how she was going to hell. I was hoping she would see the error of her ways and repent from the evil, disgusting 'religion'.
Instead I was called down to the principal again and this time there were two police officers there. And they said I was under arrest for harrasing this girl and threatening her! What did I do? I just wanted her to accept Jesus and be saved! Now her family (all evil, stupid, disgusting god hating wiccans) want to sue me for discrimination and creating a hostile workplace! How is that fair? She's the one who's discriminating against me because I'm one with the LORD!
Jesus is the only way to salvation! It's that simple people! No pope, wicca, or anything stupid like that! JESUS ONLY! Why is is wrong to tell others that? It's all the fault of the ACLU and simlar atheist organizations trying to destroy us Christians. Next they'll want to genocide us for doing our Godly work.
Det va fan med en dum jävel
fast han här är nog lite värre
A woman for president is a bad idea. Hillary for president is even worse. Do you think America never had a woman for president by coincidence?
[You can transfer that logic to black people, seeing as there's been no black presidents - Anyway it's incredibly insensitive, stupid and unbased.](lite old om man tänker efter för obama är ju president nu)
As stupid as you think it sounds I totally agree. Blacks should not ever be in positions of power. They should be suppressed back in to slavery.
Well I got sent to the principal for that. She said I was 'discriminating' against her religion. I was only doing what the Bible, God, Jesus and my pastor said! How is that wrong!?
Well, afterwards I was forced to aplologize, even though it's a sin to, so I never meant what I said. So, instead I put a copy of a Jack Chick tract in her locker about how wicca and a paganism lead to murder, rape and other horrible things because it lets the devil get inside of you. I also left a little note about how she was going to hell. I was hoping she would see the error of her ways and repent from the evil, disgusting 'religion'.
Instead I was called down to the principal again and this time there were two police officers there. And they said I was under arrest for harrasing this girl and threatening her! What did I do? I just wanted her to accept Jesus and be saved! Now her family (all evil, stupid, disgusting god hating wiccans) want to sue me for discrimination and creating a hostile workplace! How is that fair? She's the one who's discriminating against me because I'm one with the LORD!
Jesus is the only way to salvation! It's that simple people! No pope, wicca, or anything stupid like that! JESUS ONLY! Why is is wrong to tell others that? It's all the fault of the ACLU and simlar atheist organizations trying to destroy us Christians. Next they'll want to genocide us for doing our Godly work.
Det va fan med en dum jävel
fast han här är nog lite värre
A woman for president is a bad idea. Hillary for president is even worse. Do you think America never had a woman for president by coincidence?
[You can transfer that logic to black people, seeing as there's been no black presidents - Anyway it's incredibly insensitive, stupid and unbased.](lite old om man tänker efter för obama är ju president nu)
As stupid as you think it sounds I totally agree. Blacks should not ever be in positions of power. They should be suppressed back in to slavery.
Roses are red and violets are blue, one day we'll cruise down Blood Gulch avenue, it's red versus red and blue versus blue.
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